Funny Article Regarding Boutique Pedal/Amp World

I am pretty sure that it was written by Clay Jones, who I had never heard of until today, and that "the goose" is John Landgraff. I never really paid too much attention, but apparently he makes 3 main pedals, one is very close to a ts808, one is a SHO, one is a rat. he also makes two amps, one a 5e3 and the other(I think)is a 50 watt Marshall copy(purportedly $5k and $7k, respectively).

This was awesome. And totally in keeping with what I've found everywhere.